66. I see the best, goody-two-shoes girl get the same punishment as the rest of the class. And I know that everything is fair.

67. We get an extra science lesson.

68. A maths’ lesson on fractions involves packets of fizzes or smarties or pizza or… (basically, anything with food in it.)

69. The teacher runs a pie-throwing booth to raise funds for the poor, and I throw a pie at the teacher, and it finds its mark.

70. The teacher runs a pie-throwing booth to raise funds for the poor, and I throw a pie at the principal, and it finds its mark.

(Content Copyright: When did you last hear a kid say, ‘I love school!’?)