81. We play the game, ‘egg, chicken, dinosaur.’

82. A maths’ lesson on fractions involves fairy bread.

83. My mum is picked to help out on a class outing.

84. The teacher picks between two students using rock, paper scissors.

85.We are all quiet, listening to a story, but I am bending my ruler back. It snaps, with a LOUD crack. Some kids jump. A piece of plastic flies out at the teacher and hits the wall beside him. He slowly turns to look at where the plastic hit the wall. I expect him to yell, but his face creases into a smile, and he says, ‘Very lucky my young friend. Very lucky!’ Phew!

(Copy copyright:  Say ‘I love school’ in a loud voice.)