321.  I kick rubbish under someone else’s desk and the teacher tells them to pick it up.

322. We get to wear our dress-up clothes to school for the assembly item. I bring along my outfit and ‘accidentally’ forget to bring my school uniform.  Now I can spend the whole day dressed as snow-white.

323. The teacher lets me show the class all the computer work I have been doing.  I am a wizard at the computer so I really enjoy this.  The teacher says that I am a wizard and if anyone needs help then I am the  ‘go-to’ guy.

324. We are marking work, but my red pen has no ink in it. My teacher is short tempered, so I place the blue inner refill into the red pen case, so from all appearances it looks like I am marking with a red pen.  I hope the teacher doesn’t wander around and check – gulp!

325. The teacher has special scissors that makes fancy patterns on the edges of your paper. When I do some work for display, I cut around the edges and then glue it onto black paper, and it looks ‘cool’.

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