371.  I am sitting outside, reading to my book to an educational assistant, and a teacher doesn’t notice us sitting there, and I see him chasing a pigeon for fun.

372.  We have written a story, and the teacher tells us that we are having a book launch, which includes popcorn, speeches and reading the stories.

373.  A teacher talks to us as a pirate on International Speak-like-a-pirate day.

374. I glance over a test before we are allowed to start writing… and I can do it.

375. I fart in class and everyone laughs and begins blaming everyone else… but I don’t get blamed.