106. Instead of a written test, the teacher has it as a multiple choice on Survey_Monkey. (The free version only lets the teacher ask 10 questions – ha!)

107. The teacher has little chats with me about how I am going at school. And I feel all fired up.

108. When I start sneezing (because it is hay fever season) in the middle of a silent lesson, and can’t stop. And it gives everyone the giggles.

109. The teacher tells us that he was once standing in line at the Royal Show, waiting to go on an awesome ride.  With no time to cover his mouth, or turn aside, he sneezed

a HUGE sneeze. And the ‘contents’ of that action landed all over the shirt of this giant guy. (The contents were like a green egg-white.) The guy, whose back was now wet and clingy and greenish, ignored the teacher, but the teacher was too scared to stay in the line, and walked away, missing out on the ride.

110. We write stories and then we have a book launch. At the launch the teacher reminds us of what goes in a story. Then we break into small groups to read our stories aloud… with popcorn and marshmallows. That is what happens at a book launch.

(Copy copyright:  I love school when I am working quietly and the teacher sneezes loud, loud, loud, LOUD.)