121. Teachers prank each other. (One time our teacher’s desk was covered in tape. Another time a teacher told us all to start sneezing at 2:00 o’clock. Another time one teacher hid and jumped out to scare the other teacher. Another time the bottom of the computer mouse was covered by tape so it wouldn’t work. Another time, foam balls were everywhere…)
122. We have 10 minutes left in a lesson and the teacher asks if anyone knows any good jokes. And we tell jokes until the bell goes. Like the one which goes, ‘How does the lion like his food? ROAR! Raw!)
123. The teacher plays classical music, and sometimes s/he even tells us the story behind the music. When Beethoven wrote his 9th Symphony, he had to sit with his ear close to the keys, and he had to pound the keys so he could hear the music. Also, when he first showcased the 9th Symphony to the public, his conducting was a little out of time of the orchestra. And when he was finished a member of the orchestra had to turn him around to face the audience so he could see them clapping. He hadn’t heard a single note. Here is a link to David Caddy’s son, Ben, playing viola in Rome. (http://concert.arte.tv/fr/lunaclassics-nelson-goerner-paul-meyer-et-les-jeunes-talents-2014)
124. I feel sick all morning. I tell the teacher, and within half an hour, Mum is there to take me home.
125. I feel sick all morning. I tell the teacher who says, ‘You can go to the sick bay.’ Mum and Dad don’t come to pick me up, but I do relax in the room on a bed, and I even fall asleep.
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