316. I win a class game. (e.g. Egg, Chicken, Dinosaur)

317. I lean back on my chair and the teacher doesn’t notice.

318. I wear a special hearing aid, and the teacher forgets about it, and is chattering away in the staffroom. And I hear every word she says.

319. I throw rubbish into the bin and it goes in.

320. We use paper chatter-boxes to determine who we are going to marry.

(Copy copyright:  I love school when EVERYBODY is nervous about something.)